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Saturday, October 22, 2005

busted

alma (i never found "mom" endearing) was searching the net for the best mobile phone to get my dad (his name is edrie. we don't want to piss off the breadwinner.). naturally, she had to type the word nokia on google's search field. after hitting the "n" key, google - never trust anything named by a 3-year-old - volunteered a couple of keywords that i've used in the past (ignore the use of the present perfect tense - a recently completed action). this is how it went down:


alma: pj, ano itong non-nude teen lesbians kissing?

busted raver: don't look at me.

alma: gago, sino pa kaya?

busted raver [unblinking]: i need to tell you something.

a: ano?

br [without batting an eyelash]: your daughter is gay.

a [doubtful]: si zag, masaya?

br [stoic still]: she's happy all right. strap-on happy.


that is how you worm your way out of a potentially awkward situation. don't think twice. just flat-out lie. listen to Darwin. it's eat or be eaten (that sounded dirty).


and, no. this isn't a dream, kid. daddy's back.

14 Comments:

Blogger java junkie said...

ah... im glad my mom doesn't know how to use the PC (and she refuses to coz she suffers from severe migraines after 1 hour facing the screen). not that i'm guilty of google-ing non-nude lesbians kissing.

pare... delete history.

we're glad you're back. im in the other side of the globe and i need to be entertained. unfortunately, naked male dancers and those non-nude lesbians kissing are banned in this house.

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hanep ah. you let your mom use the computer? i'm with java junkie-delete history pre!

"your daughter is gay." bwahaha...

o bakit medyo 2 months old na ang entry mo?

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Dirty boy!!!

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